NON-LEMONADE TASTING MIXTURE RETURNS.

And it ain't that bad.

3.5 tablespoons of maple syrup + 4 tablespoons of lemon juice + 20 oz. of water = a hell of a lot better than yesterday. So maybe I can actually do this now.

Craving a bagel and coffee. Especially the panera cinnamon crunch bagel that requires nothing but a toast to make it amazing or even the whole grain one with the little oatmeal flakes. OR I could even settle for PLAIN. NO. Sigh.

Here we goooo........

NOPE.

Not doing it. Can't do the chipotle powder. Going to make new batch with cayenne pepper pills instead and just the lemon juice/water/maple syrup by itself.

Tongue is on. fire.

Gerrrrrrrrrrrrosssssssssss

Gross.gross.gross.gross.gross.gross.

Why did I sign myself up for this! This tastes AWFULLLLLLLLLLLL.

To start, I barely got down a cup of peppermint tea last night. No sweetners, just warm, leafy, tea. That wasn't so bad.

BUT THEN. The AM calls for a SALT WATER FLUSH (!!). HHHHHHHHHAAAAARRRRIBLE.

NO ONE willingly drinks warm water with salt. I had one cup. Thats it. And I'm not drinking anymore. So forget it.

AND THENNNNNNNNN.....

THE LEMONADE MIXTURE. I substituted chipotle powder for cayenne pepper and holy smokey lemon juice disgustingness.

Cry Cry Cry.

JUST becauseeee

you haven't been seeing any recent supapump updates does NOT mean I haven't been pumpin'! It does however mean that I haven't been pumpin enough. So I have decided to try a master cleanse for the last 5 days til the beach!! I'm sure you've heard of it before.....

The Lemonade Diet.

My coworker completed 12 (twelve!) days of it so hopefully I can manage a measly 5. We'll see. Getting the supplies tonight and kicking it off tomorrow. Planning to update just how miserable I am for the next 5 days. Stay tuned.....

Here are some recent snapshots! I'm leaving out the photo of my outrageously sunburned stomach.